It's Cold Outside

Well it's that time of the year again. I don't mind the cold at all, but then again I don't have to go outside to use the bathroom. Bumble on the other hand does.

This is the usual routine, I think any of you that have a cat are familiar with this.

first there's the loud meow and scratching on the door.



And like a good slave, you get up and go to the door to let him out.



He stares at you...



...you stare at him...



..he stares at you some more...



..and you stare at him some more.



And after this he looks once more outside and decides he doesn't want to go out after all.



When he really wants to go, I mean when he really HAS to go, he will go. But until then, he'll play this little game.

He knows what he's doing I'm sure. Secretly though, I'm happy to play along.
: )

Space Cat

I wonder how hard it is to write a book for children. I would love to do a silly book with cats and monsters from space.

This is Space Cat...



I think I will make some tests with this character.
He would roam around space in his space cat space ship, looking for adventure.

'what's this?' he'd say.
'some strange red object outside, I must investigate.'



And then...
Danger!.



Things like that, or maybe I will make it a cartoon.
What do you think?

Zombies In Retroland

I love zombies. I hope they never really show up, but the movies are just awesome.

If I was a zombie I would probably look like this.



but maybe that's a little too scary for you. Is it?
well how about if I just do this...



Zombie me has now been made retro.
I am now retro zombie.
The scriest of all zombies are the retro zombies. They spread out fast and have a mean chompy bite.

To prove this point, I have made a short film called Zombies In Retroland.

Watch it if you dare.



It took me quite a while to make last week and I am very tired now.
Not even Bumble can wake me.

Worst Day Ever

Can you imagine...

One day you were going about your day and you had an itch on your head. You'd scratch it now and again, and then later notice that it was a bit sore.



The more you scratched, the worse it got. Then you realise that you had some worm growing out of your head. It got bigger and bigger.



You try to run away from the nasty thing, but there is no escape.
NO ESCAPE!



It would start taking over your life.



Your girlfriend would think it was you and you would be it's host for EVER AND EVER!



yes, that would be pretty bad.

What if you woke up inside the boot of a car, not knowing where you were or where you were going.
You would hear the car zooming to some unknown location.
Scary huh?



Now, what would make that even worse?
Well, if the car stopped and your captor opened the boot and you saw that it was some kind of tentacled beast who was going to eat you alive.



What if the world stopped turning and there was no gravity.
We would all float off to space, all of us.
All gone.



What if one day, you were running along, enjoying the fresh air..



..and you fell into a hole in the ground. It was a very deep hole in the ground.
So deep that you fell down for half an hour.



And then, at the very bottom of the seemingly endless pit, was a fiery death waiting to burn you up to a crisp.



Or if you woke up to find you were a disgusting bug. Like in some kind of Kafka nightmare.



Well, Last Saturday, something happened to me that should happen to no man.
Something that strikes fear into the heart of many people.

Something so terrible that I could not breathe for the shock was so great.

I was browsing the internets on my iPod when the home button became stuck.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
no no no!
why god why?
anything but this!.



I suppose I'll have to get it fixed now.
; )

Oompa Loompa Zombies

Can you imagine...

...In the future, when Charlie is all grown up and the owner of the chocolate factory...



...he let the factory go downhill a little. Pipes are spilling over. Cracks in the machines. Things like that.



well, one day a little Oompa Loompa is walking along after a hard day at work, and there up above him is a pipe leaking some dangerous secret liquid. Who knows what kind of dangerous stuff flows in those pipes.



It splills over over him. Right in his mouth and ears.



The next thing you know he's all angry and biting all the other Oompa Loompa people. Just like in 28 Days Later, only with Oompa Loompa zombies.
Small orange bitey things, angry as can be.




Then, they start plotting against Charlie.



Wanting to eat his brains.



Where would it end?

I don't want to think about it any more.

Dark Knight Rises Poster

I would love to make the poster for this film. If I could I would do this...



of course a little more detailed.
That is all.