Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything by Elizabeth Gilbert
Eat, pray, love is a book about how one woman has spelled out every word she knows using pasta, flower petals and other household items. So far she has only done three words. Not very good.
The Fry Chronicles
One man and a chair. Taking pictures of himself in awkward poses.
This collection of photographs is the low point in Stephen's career. Even the chair looks bored. Must try harder.
Sister by Rosamund Lupton
Sister is a comedy about the sister who walked too fast. One day when it snowed she walked so fast that her other sister could not keep up.
The Help by Katheryn Stockett
Two black ladies need help with a hungry white child. Nothing is safe in this crazy book about food and homemade pushchairs. A mix of Charlie and the chocolate factory and The Exorcist.
Jump by Jilly Cooper
The sad story of the invisible horse named Jump. Abused by his owner with a whip. Woman laughs. Ha ha ha. Not cool.
Wait For Me: Memoirs of the Youngest Mitford Sister by Deborah Devonshire
Elderly Scottish man disguised as female chicken breeder takes on more than he can handle. Results in fowl play.